cast
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Bruce Campbell
Bruce Campbell
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Taylor Sharpe
Jeff
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Grace Thorsen
Kelly
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Ted Raimi
Mills Toddner / Wing
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Ellen Sandweiss
Cheryl
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Ben McCain
Mayor
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Timothy Patrick Quill
Frank
- Logan Martin Clayton
- Ali Akay Little Debbie
- Ariel Badenhop Big Debbie
- James J. Peck Guan-Di / Cavealien Monster
- Jennifer Brown Petra
- Kurt Rauf Cinematographer
- Mike Kallio Hack Director
- Adam Boyd Tiny
- Stephen A. White Fan #1
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Mike Estes
Fan #2
- Michael Meyer Fan #3
- Vincent Rogo Angelini Wheelchair Fan
- Janelle Farber Kasey
- Dana D. Turner Charlene
- Elise Passante Soccer Mom
- Tayves Pelletier Skippy
- Hallie Cameron Liz
- Steve Carlson Hank
- Catherine Rowe Edna
- Robert Faulconer Split Man
- Butch McCain Farmer
- Mike Campbell Shot in the Chest Guy
- Colin Campbell Shot in the Shoulder Guy
- Randy Granstrom Shot in the Arm Guy
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John Bach
Shot in the Leg Guy
- Kenny Juttner Shot in the Ear Guy
- Mason Faulconer Bicycle Kid
- Flora R. Albano Old Lady
- Jeff Hunter Disinterested Townie
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Jennifer Diaz
Stripclub Dancer
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Mike Richardson
Studio Shemp
- Craig "Kif" Sanborn Bowling Shemp
- Loki Sam 'n Rob
- Ronald P. Zwang The Milkman
- Dan Daniella Oregon Rain
- Brian Tamblin Oregon Rain
- Nick Vitiello Oregon Rain
- Tyler Hulsey Oregon Rain
- Gary Kout Producer Shemp (uncredited)
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Casey Larios
Cave Patrol (uncredited)
- Jackson Rowe Sasquatch Shemp (uncredited)
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David Salsa
Gold Lick Townie (uncredited)
- Chris Tongue Studio Shemp (uncredited)
- Michael Kallio Hack Director / Annoyed Townie
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Dan Hicks
Dirt Farmer