cast
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Madonna
Bruna
- Jeremy Pattnosh Dashiel
- Charles Kurtz Raymond Hall
- Kate Magill Susan Porter
- Timmy Leight The Landlady
- Michael Dane Transvestite Slave
- Russell O. Lome Male Slave
- Angi Smit Female Slave
- Joseph Pattnosh Father
- Ann Pattnosh Mother
- John Joseph Pattnosh Young David
- Chuck Varesko Narrator
- Karl Ludwig Selig Professor Mann
- Ed Krakaur Learning Center Friend
- Charles Daguerre Alvaré Preston Basset (as Charles Daguerre Alvare)
- Daniel Merrit Lundquist Basset's Friend
- Brian D. Coleman Snob with Glasses
- Peg Kronnenberger "Such a Jerk" Girl
- Dianne O'Shey Susan's Friend
- David Stone Seated Bore at Party
- Ron Sterel Male Listener No. 1
- Sandy Stern Male Listener No. 2
- Victoria Chalk Female Listener / Chorus Girl with Gag
- Mohammed First Waiter
- Jason Limousine Driver
- Helga Parmutter Waitress