cast
- Nick Mathis John
- Erin Bodine Jacklyn
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Anne McDaniels
Renee
- Alexander Cardinale Hank
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Elizabeth Sandy
Sassy Boots
- Sarah Smick Cammy "Moley Mole"
- Ryan Jordan Jim
- Shana Gagnon News Host
- Kristina Lynn Bell Squished News Reporter
- Courtney Podraza "Giant" Correspondent
- Brian Finifter Disappointed Guy
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Sabrina Morris
Optimistic Girl
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Anastasia Baranova
"Giant" Interviewee Girl
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Kevin Kelly
"Giant" Interviewee Guy
- Jared Higgins Screaming Man
- Mark Heiliger Yelling Man
- Chad Peter Camera Man
- Ashley Rae Quintilone Foul-mouthed Beach Girl
- Chad Anderson Pest Kid 1
- Tyler Cruz Pest Kid 2
- Hunter Crane Pest Kid 3
- Taylor Ward Pest Kid 4
- Shane Carther Thomas Pest Kid 5
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Daphna Cardinale
Pole-smoking Girl
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Eric Branco
Mike
- David Snider Car-repairing Sleeze-ball
- Shirin Tavakoli Hot Beach Party Girl 1
- Chandler Morris Nipple Party Dude
- Cloe Zimmerman Hot Beach Party Girl 2
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Teague Chrystie
Red-haired Beach Party Dude
- Michael Bailey Marine
- Devon Read Marine
- Jeffrey McCoy Marine
- Devon Halverson Marine