cast
- Will Martella Adult Brett
- Grayson Clark Adult Brett
- Jaron Armes Teen Brett
- Sabrina Koss Adult Sally
- Sharon Evans Elderly Sally
- Sally McAllister Elderly Brenda
- Ellen Peterson Elderly Gail
- Jacob Sherburne Ant Man / Soldier 1 / Buck 2
- Tommy Swanson Soldier 2
- Daisy Walker Female Alien "Flare"
-
Dustin Teuber
Buck 1
- Gail Paterson Testor Grandma
- Spencer Kash Captured Alien / Alien 2
- Koby Polaski Head Alien / Alien 3
- Maurice "Mo" Bordenca Alien Hit Water Balloons
- Mark Branson White House Security Guard
- Barry Bellotti Opening Voiceover / Nursing Home Aid
- Kavitha Kittu United States President
- Paul Dixon Funeral Husband / Voice of Funeral Home Radio Ad
- Lis Adams Funeral Wife
- Kevin Groppe Doug Deep
- Rick Sherburne Wedding Chaplain
- Gregory Hildreth TV Anchor / Alien Medical Assistant
- Mike Healy Sally's Dad / Alien in Schoolroom
- Ann Marie King TV Weather Woman
- Paul Donofrio Vinny "Meatball"
- Bob Gilbert Godfather's Uncle
- Makeda Diggs TV Yoga Trainer
- Chia-chi Chin Queen Alien / Advisor
- Chandrasekar Rajagopal Alien King
- John Gavula Alien on Fleason 1
- Craig Roberts Alien on Fleason 2
- Aliyah M. Harris Teacher "Jane"