cast
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Kathy Ireland
Jessica Luvintryst
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Robert Mitchum
Marshal
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Telly Savalas
Most Evil Man (Not Really)
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Shelley Winters
The Good Lieutenant
- Josh Mosby Jeremy
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Mary McCormack
Sarah
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J. Christian Ingvordsen
Tom Tobias A.K.A. Ted Levis
- Jeffrey Howard Coroner / Genie Voice
- Michele Miller Katie
- Marissa Copeland Angela
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Tracy Douglas
Colleen
- Laine Valentino Herzoner the Mayor
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Edie Falco
Mom
- Jody O'Neil Dispatcher
- John Weiner ENG Cameraman
- Michael Zeidman Young Jeremy
- Meredith Lane Young Sarah
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Kristen Johnston
Kate
- Eli Kabillio Bubba
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Susan Rollman
Very Patient Pregnant Person
- C. Steven Duncker Jessica's Studly Aide
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Melinda Wade
Cop
- Tim Bernard Yugo Salesman
- Glen Santiago Mime
- John F. Bernard Ninja
- Mary Jane Bernard Ninja
- Tommy Chang Ninja
- Frank Coulson Ninja
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Melora Creager
Ninja
- Jude Driscoll Ninja
- Steve Fulton Ninja
- Rick Garonzik Ninja
- Kevin Kelly Ninja
- Clayton Lewis Ninja
- Patrick McGarvey Ninja
- Guy Muzio Ninja
- Cindy Poster Ninja / Party Animal
- John Routh Ninja
- Marty Romanak Ninja
- Stacey Bash Party Animal
- Marina Behr Party Animal
- Leigh Berardelli Party Animal
- Bill Blumenhorst Party Animal
- Bruce Bligh Party Animal
- Kim Coulson Party Animal
- Barbara Crystal Party Animal
- Ellen DeRosset Party Animal
- Donald J. Devine Party Animal
- Nanette Dwos Party Animal
- Susan Fertel Party Animal
- Thorne Gregory Party Animal
- Paula Goldberg Party Animal
- Pricilla Halverson Party Animal
- Andrew Joakim Party Animal
- Richard Joyce Party Animal
- John Knapp Party Animal
- Matt Long Party Animal
- Joe Macaione Party Animal
- Barbara Norden Party Animal
- Cynthia Rago Party Animal
- Emmet Ryan Party Animal
- Andrei Saunders Party Animal
- Alastair Tedford Party Animal
- Elizabeth Vitae Party Animal