cast
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Tim Allen
Eliot Arnold
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Rene Russo
Anna Herk
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Ben Foster
Matt Arnold
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Jason Lee
Puggy
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Stanley Tucci
Arthur Herk
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Dennis Farina
Henry Desalvo
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Zooey Deschanel
Jenny Herk
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Janeane Garofalo
Monica Romero
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Sofía Vergara
Nina
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Tom Sizemore
Snake
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Johnny Knoxville
Eddie
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Omar Epps
Seitz
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Heavy D
Greer
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Patrick Warburton
Walter Kramitz
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Jack Kehler
Leonard
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DJ Qualls
Andrew
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Michael McShane
Bruce
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Andy Richter
Jack/Ralph Pendick
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Daniel London
John
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Lars Arentz-Hansen
Leo
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Cullen Douglas
Captain Justin Hobart
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Flip Schultz
Co-Pilot Jan Vigushin
- Patrick Mickler Cigar Buddy
- Gerald Owens Cigar Buddy
- Mitchell Carrey Cigar Buddy
- Nathalie Latronico Heather Weintraub
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Jon Kasdan
Jack Pendick Trainee
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Ian Marioles
Editorial Assistant
- Philip Nolen Deeber
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David Koepp
Annoyed Sports Radio Host (voice)
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Barry Sonnenfeld
Confused Sports Radio Call In (voice)
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Jay Rasumny
Courier #1
- Ruben Gomez Courier #2
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Antoni Corone
William Spaulding
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Siobhan Fallon Hogan
Fly by Air Ticket Agent
- Kava Stewartson Sour Airport Security
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Gloria Laino
Airport X-Ray Operator
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Carmen López
Airport Stern Security Woman
- Mark Salem Fly By Air Baggage Handler
- Renato Campilongo Gang Leader
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Marc Macaulay
Arch Ridley
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James Martin Kelly
Geo Salesman
- Dave Corey Cellmate Dwight
- Selma Cipes Retiree #1
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Sid Raymond
Retiree #2
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Jody Wilson
Retiree #3
- Maurice Alvey Retiree #4
- Mia Finnegan Aerobics Announcer (voice)
- Eric Geller Aerobics Announcer (voice)
- Paul Barth Airline Pilot
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Martha Stewart
Herself
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Deborah Smith Ford
Bag Lady (uncredited)
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Ron Madoff
Extra