cast
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Paul Kaye
Cliff Starkey
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Johnny Vegas
Trevor
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James Cromwell
Ray Speight
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Bernard Cribbins
Mutley
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Alice Evans
Kerry
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Vince Vaughn
Rick Schwartz
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Imelda Staunton
Bridget
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James Fleet
Alan the Pipe
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Kenneth Cranham
Chairman Collins
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Ian McNeice
Hugh The Sideburns
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David Ryall
Giles Wilton
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Terry Alderton
Bouncer Jonno
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Meredith MacNeill
Suzi
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Emma Amos
Local News Reporter
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Paul Bentall
Gate Guard
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Neil Conrich
Reporter Dave
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Pamela Cundell
OAP
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Josie D'Arby
Herself
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Mark Dymond
Kyle Doohan
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Mark Little
Mark Doohan
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Rosie Ede
The Cleaner
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Neil Finnighan
MTV Awards Stunt Guy
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Christopher Godwin
Bowls Official
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Howard Goorney
Reg Boyt
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Ian Lindsay
Dull Referee
- Angus Loughran Himself
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Nigel Lindsay
Targitex Chairman
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David Schneider
Young Buck Reporter
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Geoffrey McGivern
Brian Cronk
- Felicity Montagu Astronomy Professor
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Jeff Rawle
Dennis
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Vicki Pepperdine
Henna Haired PA
- Stephen Noonan The Advert Director
- Ian O'Hara The Lion Mascot
- Beau Holmes The Kangaroo Mascot
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Julian Rivett
Journalist #1
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Marlene Sidaway
Fifty-Year Old Lady
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Tony Slattery
Flash Referee
- Barry Woolgar Journalist #2
- Jess-Luisa Flynn Secretary (uncredited)
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Mel Smith
Bowls Commentator (voice)
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Jon Snow
Self
- Matt Green