cast
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Dirk Benedict
M. Harry Smilac
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Tanya Roberts
Candace Vandervagen
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Roddy Piper
Quick Rick Roberts
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Louis Albano
Capt. Lou Murano
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Barry Gordon
Sheldon Brockmeister
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Charles Nelson Reilly
Vic Carson
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Billy Barty
Tim McClusky
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John Astin
Scotty
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Sydney Lassick
Shapiro
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John Fujioka
Mr. Kim
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Kellie Martin
Missy Roberts
- M.G. Kelly TV Interviewer
- Sam Fatu Tonga Tom (as The Tonga Kid)
- Sione Vailahi Axe the Cannibal (as The Barbarian - Sione Vailahi)
- Tom Kasat Hammer the Cannibal (as Tijoe Khan)
- Bruno Sammartino Himself
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Ric Flair
Himself
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Freddie Blassie
Himself
- Adnan Al-Kaissie Himself
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Sanford Clark
Wheelchair Man
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Dennis Fimple
Elmo
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Leslee Bremmer
Girl in Bikini
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Afa Anoa'i
The Samoans
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Sika Anoa'i
The Samoans
- Jay Johnstone Himself
- Chick Hearn Booth Announcer / Himself
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Michel Lamarche
The Mad Russian