cast
- Sydelle Pittas Dr. Belinda Garland
- Bob Eiland Senator Rick Vapid
- Michelle Leibowitz Spiderwoman / Cologne Girl
- Ed Eck The Creeper
- Steve Mullahoo Matt Retina
- Phil Fougere Bleak
- Michael Legge The Amazing Jacques
- Rebecca Tredeau Dour
- Bruce Harding Velcro
- Todd Miller Robodoc / Diner
- Jan Nargi Nina Callous
- Katie Daley Salley / Nuisance Media Type / Cologne Girl
- B.J. McCoy Dusty Dan
- Cheryl Miller Madame Anne Slack
- Alan Kennedy Novak
- Tony Ferreira Webb
- Phyllis Weaver Grumpy Woman
- Rachel Hove Manager
- Nicolette Harding Diner
- Robert Legge Diner / Nuisance Media Type
- Jay Washburn Diner / Nuisance Media Type
- Diane Mela Diner / Nuisance Media Type / Cologne Girl
- Erica Drescher Newspaper Kid
- James Porter Nuisance Media Type
- Bunny Porter Nuisance Media Type
- Anne Beth Carey Nuisance Media Type
- Cherry Lynn Zinger Nuisance Media Type
- Sunny Perdue Rinty