cast
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Thomas Gottschalk
Martin
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Priscilla Presley
Keelin
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Shia LaBeouf
Joey
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Ben Foster
Ryan
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Lin Shaye
Miss Desmond
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Jessica Bowman
Marlena
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Howard Morris
Abercrombie
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Ben Stein
Jack
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Armelia McQueen
Ms. Groomers
- Tamie Lea Logan Josie
- Navarone Garibaldi Garcia Billy the Paper Boy
- Mike Kimmel The Nasty Lifeguard
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Wendy Benson-Landes
Charlotte
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J.P. Manoux
Chihuahua Owner
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Allison Sie
Beagle Owner
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Rick Zumwalt
Musclehead
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Roger Clinton, Jr.
Driver
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Jason Davis
Chipper
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Erik Cord
Judge
- John Travis Sarcastic Guy
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John Gatins
Cop #1
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George Christy
Judge #2
- Andrew Burkle Boy on Slide
- Carrick O'Quinn Fireman
- Cecile Krevoy Wedding Guest
- Frances Buchsbaum Grandma Guest
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Cheech Marin
Einstein (voice)