cast
- Noa Siegel Carrie Ackerman (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Emma Lincoln Shelly Caplan (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Zach Wade Dave Cavanaugh (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Jason Linares Dale Denton (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Anthony DeVito Tip O'Neill (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
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Carissa Wadsack-Stewart
Middle School Teacher (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Dylan Morse Student (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Eliza Scott Student (Channel 9 News Team)
- Talissa Wright TeeTee (segment: Heartfelt Recipes)
- PeePee Himself (segment: Heartfelt Recipes)
- Kare' Williams Chad30 (segment: Chad30)
- Richard Roberts Ted (segment: Chad30)
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Molly Hargrave
Marian (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)
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Nicole Wheeler
The Hag (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)
- Kyle McClellan Dr. Jakobin (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)
- Gabriel Ashton Brown Peggy (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)
- Kramer Kwalick Pierre (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)
- Jeremy Brown Rudolf (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)
- Mitch Biggums Dr. Cornelius (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)
- Ashley Allen Milly (segment: IMG_5298)
- Cleon Ony Vincent (segment: IMG_5298)
- Jonathan Heatley Sam (segment: IMG_5298)
- Charlie Roppolo Nobody (segment: IMG_5298)
- John Bonds The Artist (segment: FUGU)
- Karsyn Crank The Daughter (segment: FUGU)
- PJ Barnes The Art Dealer (segment: FUGU)
- Andrew Quintero The Voice (segment: FUGU)
- Lily Niehaus Frustrated Woman (segment: Wonder Wipes)
- Gabriel Waterhouse Junior Detective Jack Minder (segment: The Mind's Eye)
- Dan Mercer Detective Bill Hodges (segment: The Mind's Eye)
- Eliza Miller Louise/Dead Body/Shadowy Figure (segment: The Mind's Eye)
- Lonny King Himself
- Thomas Drago Doctor (segment: Clankers 3D)
- Alex Pokki Patient (segment: Clankers 3D)
- Divine Pipkins Lionel "Smoothie" Schuster (segment: Legendade)
- Olivian Ingledue Waitress (segment: Turner and Turner Steakhouse)
- Enrico Drago Voiceover