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Shane Troxell
August
- Logan Uhrich Cal
- Hannah Armstrong Nancy
- Mal MacKenzie Lee
- Korey Grecek Sonny
- PJ Witkowski Pilled Sonny
- Dylan Henderson Spoonhand Sam / The Modern Major General / Darryl B. Payne / Jeff Tate
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Jackson Pavlik
Uncle Jack / Gene Feldman / Shirley VanBrevins
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John Michael Rosenblum
Paul T. Pig / Stobby the Rockfish / Maiden / Sound Technician / Monkey John / Blueboy / Barnaby The Bandit / Referee
- Jack Hosler Chris Clandaniel / Landshark / Jack Stink / Adm. Montana Brown /Richard Nixon / Mayor Joopaloo / Bog Body
- Taran Pelkey Mr. Pelkey
- Taylor Elliott Claude Wiggleman / Hobo Joe
- Tynan Butler Sen. Ted Mudfield / Dilly Romano
- Keri Carroll Princess Dawn Dishsoap
- Lucy Snyder Wacky Wally / Jane Blonde
- Rafaela Torchia Mabel
- Andrew Buonaccorsi The Ginja Ninja / The King of the Forest
- Julia Salvato Sir Prancealot the Handsomer
- Duncan Wentzel Colin the Horse / Bandit / Sheriff Peppa
- Joe Soloski Vice President Soloski
- Jay Hosler God
- Richard Troxell Singing Italian Ray Victim
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Lee Wilkof
Self
- Logan Glaze The Frenchman / The Outlaw / Mr. Monopoly / Mr. Suave Boy Pretty Killer Man / Wiffleball Wanda
- Fiona Mulley Faye Lobsterson
- Brennan Leous First Mate Bobo / First Mate Beano
- Christopher Cole First Mate Benjamin
- Gavin Ditz Cowboy Conscious
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Theodore Rosenblum
Cameraman / Jeremiah Hopkirk / Thick Boy Sims / Old Man
- Kyra Muramoto Crunk-Knee Keisha / The Carrot / Cinnamon
- Lucy Martin Sprylegs Higgins / Dave
- Nat Wiley Barry The Hunchperson / Maiden
- Layla Thornton Police Chief O’Mallahughe
- Miriam Colvin Gabriel the Guard
- Madeline Glave Joe Biglovgie
- Zayna Darres Chlorine Smith
- Cassidy Brown Handsfree McGee
- Frank Dorman Sound Engineer
- Chris Rains Cowboy Calmness
- Johnny Fenton Cowboy Confusion
- Em Presley Cowboy Contempt
- Jim Henderson Dr. Jeremy Fuller
- Mark Pavlik Professor Hemlock
- Katrina Cole Sophie Cole
- Sophie Nicholson Katrina Nicholson
- Eitan Palmer Mel Feldman (voice)
- Derrick Saunders III Arvin the Translator
- Roxy Glave Erin Dunwoody
- Luca Snyder Adm. Nasty
- David Kersnar Police Underling
- Steve Snyder Beat Cop
- Lua Soares Desk Sergeant
- Adam Campbell Falling Bandit
- Jared Flood Zeppo
- Claire Goodman Constable Ratzenberg
- Isaac Byler Joel P. Whipper
- Oscar Tuten Scotty Malpractice
- Caroline Sliver Mrs. Smith
- Emily Stoller Cuomo LeFay
- Elijah Snyder Privateer Thloppy
- Riri Kuroki Stig Shacklebottom / Maiden / Italian Ray Victim
- Jasz Ward Freddi Fuff
- Hazel Giacomucci Florjeanta Prassatella Plunktonktinta
- Isabelle Snyder Skipper Sue
- Nicholas Nazari Yoo-Hoo Drinker
- Grace Lyons The Hider
- Kris Hanahan Chief of Staff JW Frothington
- Margaret Higgins Chief Justice Lynda Mottershead
- Ellysa Stern Cahoy Attorney General Jasmine Sarsaparilla
- Robert Butler Press Secretary Cliff Bogg
- Darcy Butler Speaker of The House Link Chafee
- Sally Best UN Ambassador Pauline Bertoldo
- Sarah Rito Secretary of State Edie Grimes
- Abbie Jensen Secretary of Defense Denise Vick
- Stacy Glen Tibbets Wegman Cole
- Michele Dunleavy Time
- Heather Pavlik President Pavlik
- Erik Raymond Johnson Imposing Cop
- Chas Mrlack III Reggie (voice)
- Richard Biever Maestro
- Judi Glaze Judi Glaze
- Borax Peterson Pizza Delivery Guy
- Allegra Ritchie Dr. Myrian Stone
- Kris Danford Mother Johnson
- Ollie Osheroff Cherub Johnson
- Stella Osheroff Cherub Johnson
- Connor Henderson Johnson 3
- Susan Wentzel Johnson
- Daniel Bukowski Beachgoer
- Aron Dunwoody Ghastly Announcer
- Lisa Hosler Mrs. God (voice)
- Jeff Brown Presenter Jeff
- Chris Rosenblum Self
- Raymond Sage Death
- Jill Aebli Landon Reier
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Kyle Dalsimer
Dr. Thomas Jenkins
- Will Fecko Will Fecko, Avid Cyclist
- Liv Biever-Smith Rep. Lindsay Flusher
- Trinity L. Jackson Robe Smith
- Mia Gomez Montero Tennessee Ted
- Maddy King Lancer Schpiegel
- Lauren McKee Jennifer Bass
- Heidi Biever Italianized Maria
- Lisa Lovelace Listening Italian Ray Victim
- Aria Evans Italian Ray Victim
- Minju Michelle Lee Italian Ray Victim
- Amirah Joy Lomax Italian Ray Victim
- Sara Al-Bazali Italian Ray Victim
- Nick Brogan Italian Ray Victim
- Dylan Lugosi Italian Ray Victim
- Noi Maeshige Italian Ray Victim
- Maddie Palmer Italian Ray Victim
- Jonah Gavi Schwartz Italian Ray Victim
- Owen Smith Italian Ray Victim
- Regine Sophia Italian Ray Victim
- Lance Joos Italian Ray Victim
- Matt Gray Italian Ray Victim
- Evelis Gray Italian Ray Victim
- Lionel the Wonder Donkey