cast
- McKenzie Amento Jackie
- Jenner Bradt PETA Leader
- Christine Byers Paradoxia
- Kevin Dailey Jason Hawke
- Emily de Roest Opiphany Lafferty
- Breanna Evans Amanda
- Geoff Finney Collin Steiner
- Nicole Greyson The Computer (voice)
- Trevor Gumbel Det. Anthony Bourdain
- Matthew Jackson Fang
- Geoff Kuth Dan the Man (voice)
- Laura Olsen Charley Paisley
- Dylan Olson Michael Sanchez
- Joseph Perez Beppe Ferrar
- Collin Schreiber Inebriated Delivery Boy
- Tara Simmons Clover Steven
- Joren Thiessen Duncan
- Alexander Tweedie PETA Thug