cast
- Sienna Axe Sidewalk Tripper
- Gigi Black Mandy Monday
- Jones Black Heath Romanilsky
- Anthony Bonano Bar Fly Cigar Man
- Christopher Derek Bruno Jogging Puker
- Robert Callaway Lounging Nimby
- Trish Caron Julia Newbern
- Eric Cirimele Delivery Man
- Jamison Collins Anthony Fontana
- Eric Conwell Clambake Bartender
- Richard Corny Bernard Agee
- Jennifer Morrison Daniels Jessica Aguilera
- Kristi Dulin Mrs. Monday
- Jackson East Andy Monday
- Tara Frank Christina Simpson
- Bruce Grimes Dr. Diplo
- Eric Head Captain Timmy
- Gina Mack Mrs. Gomez
- Marcella Mack Mimi Taylor
- Mike Mack Simon Gomez
- Evalynn Peralta Car Crash Girl
- Aubrey Preston Ariana Lovato
- Johann Rangel Lance Diaz
- Michelle Rangel Shoe Shop Girl
- Kelli Rognlie Britney Carey
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Michael Rognlie
Andy Monday
- Jasen Samford Randy Holliday / The Ejaculantern
- Natalie Samford Mrs. Holliday (voice)
- Christina Sanini Detective Sawyer
- Matthew Scott Santino Matera RN
- Matt Splettstoeszer Garage Creep
- Sarah Thomas Bartender Girl
- Stephanie Tollett Mariah Spears
- Jeff Trisler Gordon T. Chisler
- Summer Rognlie Trisler Yoga Instructor
- Page Wallace Detective Johanson
- Jessica Roth Cobbler