cast
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Judy Tenuta
Joan
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Michael Lerner
Mannie Green
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Wil Shriner
Rod Van Horne
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'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
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Dana Plato
Herself
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Burt Ward
Himself
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Erin Moran
Self
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Rhonda Shear
Bridgette Oliver
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Emo Philips
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Ken Osmond
Ken Osmond
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Matt Shea
Assistant at Audition
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Deborah Theaker
Casting Lady
- Leah Stanko Mangum Fan
- Jim Bruce Stalker
- Lauren Alexander Young Joan
- Emmy Collins Homeless Pizza Thief
- Alex DeVorak German Man
- Sean Dorgan Abortion Protestor
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Greg Glienna
Director at Audtion
- Joey Gyondla Pizza Delivery Guy
- Bill Jenkins Coco the Clown
- Ken Kleiber Guy, The Waiter
- Amber J. Lawson Mother in Park
- Jeff McLaughlin Fan With Book
- Lanko Miyazaki News Anchor
- Sanjay Amrit Patel
- Ted Sroka Guy on Street
- Desiree Titone Mary Mundy
- Paul Tuminaro Abortion Professor
- Worthie Meacham Car Lot Drag Queen