cast
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Missi Pyle
Herself / Mabel
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Penn Jillette
Herbert Blount
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Harry Hamlin
Godfrey Winters
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Hayes MacArthur
Reed
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Lin Shaye
Captain Wheeler
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Gilbert Gottfried
Superintendent
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Adam Rifkin
Adam Rifkin
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Marshall Bell
Moving Company Guy
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Nestor Carbonell
Perry
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Teller
Rudy Nelson
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Dean Cameron
Brian
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Bree Olson
Sexy Nurse
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Lisa Rinna
Self
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Rob Steinberg
Detective Whiteside
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Bridey Elliott
Wardrobe Girl
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Cokey Falkow
Special Effects Guy
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Sophie Dee
Hooker Crowdfunder
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Caroline Gayle
Paddle Girl
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Diana Terranova
Manson Girl
- Gus Langley Police Officer
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Katarina Law
Police Officer
- Leslie McKeller Nurse Twiggy
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Shawn C. Phillips
Birthday Boy
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Destiny Soria
Self
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Dave Anthony
Richard Speck
- D. Brett Schramm Jeffrey Dahmer
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Jon Barinholtz
Video Assist Guy
- Demetrius Thomas Detective Jones
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Lexi Love
Prison Guard 02
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Matt Donnelly
Prison Guard 01
- David Chapman Assistant Director
- Dylan Treger College Boy / Failed LA Actor 'College' Kid
- Shannon Treger Young Nurse / Doctor No Cajones
- Miles Dougal Charles Manson
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Meredith Pyle
Self
- Reda Beebe Medic
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Benjamin Schrader
Mormon 1
- David Aboussafy Mormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank
- Ronald Graham Albert Fish / Annoying Person #3
- Debi Staron Police Officer
- Shannon McManigal Attractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim
- Seth H. Steadman Bad Hat Etiquette Cop
- Jan Philip Browne Blump's Burgers Owner
- Coleman Lannum Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder (as Cole Lannum)
- Curt Harpold Blump's Burgers Patron
- Mick Luvbright Caesar (with Chariot)
- Kayla Levine Child W / Dog Walker
- Cayla Kirschbaum Cranial Cavity Cayla
- Geri Hormel Crowdfunding Cop Chick #1 / Nurse Stabbed-a-Lot
- Gillian Hormel Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs
- Samantha Nieto Crowdfunding Cop Chick #3 / Nurse Screams-a-Lot
- Daniel Greenspun Cutting Room Floor Guy
- Lori Hyland Cutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute
- Lisa Farmer Dead Diner Dame
- Carey Barrett Dead Faculty
- Chris Koontz Dead Hippie
- Derek A. Zavala Derek the Stud
- Daniel Bays Detective Daniel Petoskey
- Dionne A. Zavala Dionee the Falling Angel
- Chuck Fazio Dr. Ted Manon
- Monica Cook Emily's Best Friend
- Taylor J. Smith Extremely Handsome Police Sergeant / Hot EMT
- Ché Graham Fillet-O-Fish
- Francesco Santora First Guy Shot
- Anne Roelke Flowered Pants Lady
- Bryan Hayned Fryer Duck and Cover
- Dee Luvbright Gadget the Purple Pony
- Andrew Wimsatt Greeting Cop
- Christopher Lemmings Hamlin Fan
- Cheryl Lemmings Hamlin Fan Cheryl
- Warren Scott Kirschbaum Keystone Cop Number 3.0 (as Warren Kirschbaum)
- Javier Andy Zavala Jr. Handsome Cuban Manager
- Mac McPherson Invisible PTSD Cop
- Brian D. Sheehy Officer Clem Son / Penn's Body Double
- Larry F. Scott Officer Lutz
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Rod Fielder
Police Officer
- Jeff Levine Uniformed Officer
- Bob Lawler Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village
- Renee Reeser Zelnick Crowdfunder 05
- Pam Love Crowdfunder 04
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Diana Terranova
Manson Girl #1
- John Farrier Blump's Burgers Victim
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Robert Belushi
Elder Ashby (uncredited)
- Daz Byard Detective (uncredited)
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Dean Cameron
Brian (uncredited)
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Leonel Claude
Officer Gause (uncredited)
- Valerie R. Cook Security Guard (uncredited)
- Brie Cubelic College Girl (uncredited)
- Javier Flores Police Officer (uncredited)
- Michael Haddad Police Officer (uncredited)
- Dustin Knouse Reality TV Camera Man (uncredited)
- Gus Langley Police Officer (uncredited)
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Katarina Law
Police Officer (uncredited)
- Sarah Lowe Agenty Cindy (uncredited)
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Shawn C. Phillips
Birthday Boy (uncredited)
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Robert McMurrer
Charles Whitman (uncredited)
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C. Ronald McPherson
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
- Jeremy L. Morrison Clash of the Titans Geek (uncredited)
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Rick Nathanson
Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse (uncredited)
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Johnny Ortiz
Club Goer (uncredited)
- Jon Ray Cop / Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
- Mark Rossignol Cop (uncredited)
- Carlos Simental Jr. Thug (uncredited)
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Destiny Soria
Self (uncredited)
- Scott Winig Real Director of Photography (uncredited)
- Ebony Williams Ebony Williams (uncredited)
- Patrick J. Statham James Huberty (uncredited)