cast
- Seth Scriver Seth
- Peter Scriver Pete
- Kristin Scriver Cookie / Mawler
- Dezray Scriver Dez
- Ada Scriver Doony
- Simone Scriver Simone
- Sterling Scriver Sterling
- Sylvester Redhead Sylvester
- Peirsston Scriver Peirsston
- Rusty Redhead Rusty
- Chris Scriver Chris
- Felice Scriver Cece
- Stewart Scriver Grandpa Stewart
- Nazerah Scriver Nazerah
- Racco Scriver Racco
- Kaori Arita Koko / Mickey Mouse Watch
- Lillian Napoakesik Scriver Lillian
- Pat Roy Nana Pat
- Diana VanderMeulen Olive
- Scott Spear Penis Piercing Guy
- Lynette Miles Granny Nohkum Thelma
- Mike Constable Judge / Sock
- Michael Clifton NFG Officer
- Paul Henderson RCMP
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Amy Lockhart
Legal Aid
-
Nobu Adilman
Trophy
- Amy Lam TV Contestant
- Jiva MacKay Mug
-
Sook-Yin Lee
Radio Announcer
- Ted Gudlat Tickled to Death Guy / Pizza Guy
- Carol Pelletier Roti
- Carl Vachon Chicken Truck Driver
- Erin Zimmerman Chicken Truck Climber