cast
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Michael Armstrong
Dennis Morrison
- Terence Edmond Clive Potter
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Christopher Timothy
Harris Tweedle
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Roy Kinnear
Benny U. Murdoch
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Rosalind Knight
Lady Longhorn
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Lloyd Lamble
The Bishop
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Jonathan Adams
Lord Coltwind
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Christopher Biggins
Jeremy Longhorn
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Katy Manning
Hermione Longhorn
- Diane Langton Gladys Armitage
- Gordon Tanner Big Dick
- Beth Porter Billie Harris
- Max Mason Dave
- Christopher Neil Brendan
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Richard Caldicot
Ambrose Cream
- Stephen Marsh Rudolph
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Prudence Drage
Millicent Bindle
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Jeremy Hawk
Vernon Peabody
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Rayner Bourton
Johnny
- Stephen Riddle Simon
- Sheila Bernette Casting Girl
- Tony Sympson Grandfather
- Beatrice Shaw Grandmother
- Jenny Short Maggie
- Michael Worsley Charlie
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Nicholas Young
Deadeye Dick
- Lewis Barber Mexican Pete
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Anna Quayle
Reverend Mother
- David Toguri Kung Fu Artist
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George Moon
Nightwatchman
- Dave Carter Laboratory Man
- Connie Brodie Royal Personage
- Bill Maelor-Jones Cinema Manager
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Graham Ashley
Projectionist
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Stephanie Cole
Traffic Warden (uncredited)
- Laurie Goode Cowboy (uncredited)
- Kristin Hatfield Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited)
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Derek Martin
Floor Manager (uncredited)
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Mary Millington
Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited)
- Charles Pemberton Policeman (uncredited)
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Jenny Tomasin
Shy Casting Girl (uncredited)