cast
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Scott Mechlowicz
Scott Thomas
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Jacob Pitts
Cooper Harris
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Michelle Trachtenberg
Jenny
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Travis Wester
Jamie
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Vinnie Jones
Mad Maynard
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Lucy Lawless
Madame Vandersexxx
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Jessica Boehrs
Mieke
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Patrick Malahide
Arthur Frommer
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Patrick Rapold
Christoph
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Diedrich Bader
Mugger
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Kristin Kreuk
Fiona
- Cathy Meils Mrs. Thomas
- Nial Iskhakov Bert
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Matt Damon
Donny
- J. Adams Guitars - Lustra
- Christopher Baird Vocals - Lustra
- Nicholas J.M. Cloutman Bass - Lustra
- Bruce Fulford Drums - Lustra
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Molly Schade
Candy
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Jakki Degg
Missy
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Lenka Dayrit
Sissy
- Andrea Stuart Courier Clerk
- Paul Oldham Cecil
- Mike McGuffie Hooligan
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John Comer
Hooligan
- Jeff Smith Hooligan
- Michael Cella Hooligan
- David Fisher Hooligan
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Christian Dunkley-Clark
Hooligan
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Petr Jákl
Gunter
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Jakub Kohák
French Soccer Fan
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J.P. Manoux
Robot Man
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Fred Armisen
Creepy Italian Guy
- Eric Moscoso Vertiz Naked Spanish Guy
- Labass Kanoute Naked African Guy
- Sota Sakuma Naked Tiny Asian Guy
- Edita Deveroux Nude Beach Lady
- Petra Tomankova Nude Beach Lady
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Barbora Navratilova
Vandersexxx Girl
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Lucie Kachtikova
Vandersexxx Girl
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Tereza Zimova
Vandersexxx Girl
- Zuzana Björnstad Vandersexxx Girl
- Go Go Jean Michel Francis Rasta Waiter
- Helder Cambolo Rasta Chef
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Jana Pallaske
Anna, The Camera Store Girl
- Vilém Holý Hans
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Jiří Maria Sieber
Gruber
- Roger Denesha Bakery Man
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Amy Huck
Bakery Woman
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Dominic Raacke
Trucker
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Rade Šerbedžija
Tibor
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Jan Nemejovský
Manager at Opulent Hotel
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Miroslav Táborský
Waiter at Opulent Hotel
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Tereza Brettschneiderova
Girl in Orange Juice Ad
- Kristýna Simová Girl in Orange Juice Ad
- Vítězslav Bouchner Orange Juice Ad Voice Over (voice)
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Steve Hytner
Green Fairy
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Walter Sittler
Mieke's Father
- Adam Dotlacil Heinrich
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Joel Kirby
Swiss Guard
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Andrea Miltner
Vatican Tour Guide
- Ellen Savaria Tourist Woman in Vatican
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Predrag Bjelac
Italian Guy at Vatican
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Nick Jameson
Reporter
- Jack Marston Pope
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Pat Kilbane
American Robot Guy
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Joanna Lumley
Hostel Clerk
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Mindy Sterling
Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)
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Jeffrey Tambor
Scott's Dad (uncredited)