cast
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Fiona Allen
Sandra
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Sophie Thompson
Tracey
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Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley
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Anthony Stewart Head
Victor
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Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige
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James Dreyfus
Fidor
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Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant
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Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer
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Les Dennis
MC
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Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz
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Michael Greco
Niarchos
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Eamonn Holmes
Himself
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Ralf Little
Milkman
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Dolph Lundgren
Randy
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Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama
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Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1
- Timur Ahmet Waiter 2
- Chris Barnes Warden
- Oliver Bradshaw Butler
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Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1
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Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2
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Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
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Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1
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Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer 2
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Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist
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Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer
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Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter
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Alison King
Receptionist
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Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman
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Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1
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Neil Maskell
Policeman
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Grant Masters
E.R. Person
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Henry Miller
Dave
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Johnny Myers
American Journalist
- Arthur Nightingale Gardener
- Stuart Nurse Limo Driver
- Brian Perkins Newsreader
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Paul Putner
Coach Driver
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Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist
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Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter
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Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver
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Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver
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David Schneider
Tanner
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Shend
Niarchos 2
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John Thomson
Foreman
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Don Warrington
General Secretary
- Rainer Wiseman Postman
- Naima Stevenson Office Worker
- James Boyle Tom Cruise