cast
- Chris Musselwhite Self
- Kate Cullinane Gimli
- Robin Renny Self
- Andrew McSweeney Francais Tallywacker
- Adam van Gelder John Spate
- Adrian Bowley Shirley Major
-
Brian Sibley
Self
- Anna Greyson Interviewer
- Kristan Ross Little Girl / Native
- Glen O'Dare Thug
- Julian van Gelder Self
- Gavin Henry Savage Henry
- Katie McQueen Hollywood Executive
- Jules Ross Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk
- Karen van Gelder Croydon Film Commissioner
- Simon Van Gelder Dead Soundman / Policeman / Ghost
- Paul J. Hayes Soundman 2
-
Ian McKellen
Self
- Ramon Rivero Self
- Michael Howard Pub Folk
- Alice Horner Alice (John's Girlfriend)
- Catherine Boaks Pub Folk
- Alex Panayi Pub Folk
- Alex Cox Native
- Katherine Gwilt Native
- Theo Ross Native
- Adrienne Cluer Self
- John Washtell Wooly Liberal (Definitely himself)
- David Renny Headteacher
- Keith Pettitt Dancing Man
- Gemma the Dog Warg
- Tim Briggs Soundman 3