cast
- Bobby Ciraldo Hamlet
- Robert Richard Jorge Claudius
- Andrew Swant Horatio
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Dustin Diamond
Bernardo
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Mark Metcalf
Speedy McSpitty
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Majel Barrett
Queen Robot (voice)
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Trace Beaulieu
Evil Robot (voice)
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Kevin Murphy
King Robot (voice)
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Kumar Pallana
Kumar of India
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Mark Borchardt
Gravedigger
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Gregg Turkington
Osric (as Neil Hamburger)
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Mike Schank
Gravedigger's Friend
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Michael Q. Schmidt
Officer Norton
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Tay Zonday
Laertes (voice)
- Leslie Hall Zombie Killer
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Mark Proksch
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Vincent Price
Bob (Archive Footage)
- Samwell Communications Officer
- Harmony Murphy Ophelia
- Xav Leplae Polonius
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Kelly Cunningham
- David Robbins Norwegian Captain
- Eric Gerber Fortinbras
- Sarah Price Triplet Judges
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Ayesha Mohan
Greeter
- Drew Rosas Daniel / Nathaniel
- Nick Sommer Le Petomane
- Logan Albert Lord Logan
- Stephanie Barber Zombie
- Peter Barrickman Player
- Peter Batchelder The Executioner
- Patrick Buckley Lord
- Roseanne Champagne Lay Rose
- Ray Chi The Unicorn
- John Chiaverina Lord (As Juiceboxxx)
- Matt Cook Pirate
- Paul Finger Pirate Captain
- Nicholas Frank Hamlet Clones
- James Franklin Diablo Weinstein
- Mike Johnson Lord
- Linda Lay Transmission Specialist
- Didier Leplae First Player
- Faythe Levin Lady
- Jordan Bree Long Norwegian Helmswoman
- Sarah Luther Lady
- Teddy Lyngaas Lord Lyngaas
- Sam Macon Lord
- Evan Murphy Messenger
- Ryan Plato The Executioner's Friend
- Scott Reeder Don London
- Tyson Reeder Lord
- John Riepenhoff Lord
- Sarah Swant Lady
- Chris James Thompson Lord
- Emily Treolo Science Officer
- Steven Wetzel Priest