cast
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William Shatner
Self
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Donald Trump
Forbes Cover Billionaire
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Tom Savini
Killer
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Jay Thomas
Two Headed Monster
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Kathy Garver
Zombie
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Flavor Flav
Self
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Joe Estevez
Neighbor
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Bill Daily
GrandPa
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Lloyd Kaufman
Uncle Lloyd
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Chuck McCann
Self
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Victoria De Mare
Banker's Wife
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Candice Michelle
2nd Wife
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Robert Easton
Neighbor
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Stuart Charno
Uke Player
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George Clinton
Self
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R.A. Mihailoff
Bouncer
- Brenna Roth Daughter
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Charlie Callas
Self
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Alejandra Gutierrez
Teacher
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Henry LeBlanc
Uncle Henry
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Julianne Michelle
Self
- Jessica Cadden Osbourne Neighbor
- DeeDee Bigelow Megan
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Charles Wesley
Zombie
- Bill Houskeeper Zombie
- Andrea Brooke Ownbey Zombie
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Mike Muscat
Uncle Ralph
- Mei Lloyd Zombie (as Mei-Yin Lloyd)
- Krisondra Daigneault Sophia Evila
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Janet Miranda
Actress
- Nancy Spielberg Nancy Dementia
- Eliezer Castro Big Tony
- Michael Lohan Chindows Exec
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Brad Milne
J. J. Stark
- Hawk Younkins Zombie
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Modi
Shlomo
- Anthony Timpone Self
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Michael Placencia
Tommy Muscle
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Jeremy Ferdman
Poster Guy
- Sylvia Browne Self
- Constance Estevez Connie
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Gregory Paul Smith
Dallas
- John Sialiano Goumba Johnny
- Scott Sheeley Zombie
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Nils Oliveto
Mobster
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Chuck Lamb
Sal Dementia Sr.
- Ricky Dominguez Greg
- Raquel Brussolo Lounge Singer
- Oliver Theess The Surfer Dude
- Jaclyn Friedlander Horrific Character
- Eric Feliciano Mobster
- Ron Fitzgerald Haunted House Curator
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Collin McShane
Dreamer
- Ed Meyer Chindows CEO
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Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson