cast
- Alan Marx Max
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Paula Poundstone
Karen
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Chris Elliott
Hopper
- Robert Bloodworth Lord Buckethead
- R.C. Nanney Chester / Captain Starfighter
- Lisa Huss Alien
- Gordon Petersen Alien
- Susan Gellner Alien
- Lane Davidson Alien
- Joy Laurens Alien
- John Davis Alien
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Dave Hager
Chief Norman
- Kevin O'Reilly Father Cleary
- Fred Stevenson Colonel Lax
- Steve Howard Mr. Uker
- Kyrin Packard Mrs. Uker
- Elvis Owensby Timothy
- Rhett Owensby Little Jeff
- Edmund Panzer Professor
- Vernard Littleton Luke
- Leon Rippy Roy
- William Jenkins Confused Polygraph Operator
- Morris Cox Engrossed Listener
- Bobby Earl Silent Deputy
- Daisy the Cow Self
- James Bishop Grieving Farmer
- Eula Mae Bishop His Lovely Wife
- Jack Freiman Dim Bulb Farmer
- W. A. Moore Hawkish Farmer
- John Sebastian Frustrated Radio Host
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Tim Parati
Mr. Ping Pong Ball Eyes
- Helene tryon Mrs. Doggy Doody Piles
- Roy Biggerstaff Mr. No Bone Marrow
- June Davis His Lovely Wife
- cynthia brooks Peachy Baton Queen
- Selma Nanney Starfighter's Lovely Wife
- Daniel McClure Helpful Grocery Store Cashier
- Brownlee Davis Courteous Grocery Store Manager