cast
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Rob Schneider
J.D.
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Michelle Rodriguez
Harriet
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Adrien Brody
Flirty Harry
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Lindsay Lohan
Marilyn
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Ari Shaffir
The Amazing Racist
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Vince Offer
Peeping Tom
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Jonathan Spencer
Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi
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Anna Akana
Student
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Ali Olomi
Taliban Guard
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Da'Vone McDonald
Vondell
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Jessie T. Usher
Jamal
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Noelle Kenney
Patient
- Caroline Rich Cindi
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Theo Von
Mountain Climber
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Joanna Krupa
Beautiful Girl
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Deborah Rombaut
Nurse Jones
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Danni Lang
Beautician
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Alejandro Patiño
Worker
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Calvin Sykes
Murphay
- Andrea Lwin Beautician
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Thai Edwards
Swade
- Mark Chalant Phifer Darnell
- Ashton Jordann Ruiz Acquon
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Ben Wang
Sweatshop Boss
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Paul Kwo
Sweatshop Worker
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Hymnson Chan
Student
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Rick Chambers
Captain
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Chehon Wespi-Tschopp
Black Swan
- Isaac Cheung Sushi Papa
- Jia Mae Sushi Mama (as Jia Perlich)
- Paolo Scandarisi Swollen Pecker
- Dante The Racist Assistant
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Joe Roche
Rookie
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Ben Begley
Bartender
- Tony Vera Bad Guy
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Danni Lang
Beautician #2
- Ray Bolton Patron
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Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio
Worker
- Diane Kawasaki Theater Madam
- Kimberly Irion Store Patron
- Allen Abrams White Swan
- Marlon Pelayo White Swan
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Nick Lanzisera
White Swan
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Dominique Kelley
Pink Swan
- Justin de Vera Pink Swan
- Evan Strand Pink Swan
- Eleazar Pagsisihan Black Swan
- Kato Bonner Hawk
- Laura Evans Hotel Guest (as Laura J. Evans)
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Daniel Berson
Hotel Guest
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David Weisenberg
Patron
- Jennie Taber Patron
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Jennifer DeFilippo
Patron
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Harvey J. Alperin
Patron
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Gregg Martin
Patron
- Marlena Poles Patron
- Josh Cheney Manager
- Justin Dragonas Cashier
- April Gooding Passerby
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Richard Penn
Passerby
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Afi Ekulona
Passerby
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Zachary James Rukavina
Passerby
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Azur-De
Passerby
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Rebekah Kochan
Passerby
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Chloe Dykstra
Passerby
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Nikea Gamby-Turner
Passerby
- Rod Maiorano Officer
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Shayla Beesley
Girlfriend
- Ethan Stone U.S. Government Agent
- Abraham Justice Taliban Guard (as Mohamed Ibrahim Elkest)
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Ace Gibson
Paparazzi
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Michael D. Cohen
Paparazzi
- Michael Silva Paparazzi
- James Elden Paparazzi
- Ken Pringle Paparazzi
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Kiersten Hall
Beautiful Girl
- Leonard C. Jones Charles Hughes