cast
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Neil Tennant
Self
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Chris Lowe
Self
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Barbara Windsor
Seaside Landlady/Neil's mother
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Joss Ackland
Priest/Murderer
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Neil Dickson
Pilot/Car Salesman/Coachman
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Gareth Hunt
Uncle Dredge/Postcard Seller/Ventriloquist
- Dominique Barnes Girl at the Beach/Girl Hitchhiker/Girl on the Bicycle
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Carmen du Sautoy
Cafe Waitress
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Stephanie Buttle
Dancer
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Heavon Grant
Dancer
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Natalie Roles
Dancer
- Chris Tudor Dancer
- Tom Searle Dancer
- Clair Becker Dancer
- Nicholas Haley Schoolboy
- Jonathan Haley Schoolboy
- Lisa Hendry Dancer
- Emma Hendry Dancer
- Lyndsey Cole Dancer
- Christopher Hall Dancer
- Lisa Jones Dancer
- Michelle Nelson Dancer
- Voyd Dancer
- Klondyke Kate Mud Wrestler
- Mitzi Mueller Mud Wrestler
- Chris Chering Skinhead
- Symond Lawes Skinhead
- Gavin Watson Skinhead
- Paul Sexton Skinhead
- S.J. Versey Cast Member
- Wyn McLeod Cast Member
- Audrey Kirby Cast Member
- Kevin Duffield Cast Member
- Lillian Coyle Cast Member
- Christopher Coyle Cast Member
- Christopher Gabriel Cast Member
- Terry Fisher Cast Member
- Tabby Cast Member
- The Beach Bikers Biker Gang
- The X Posse Street Corner Rappers
- Michael Bayliss Puppeteer
- Peter Salem Violinist