cast
- Laura Cebula Chastity Roberts
- Cam Diezel Goatman
- Colin Farrill Vampire
- Brittney Ferguson Heartbroken Woman
- Kara Glenn Sydqu
- Emily Gorski Yoga Instructor
- Sam Howard Llz Burroughs
- Max Nedved Jr. Poseidon
- Holly Nordquist Autumn
- Clare O'Connor Sydney
- Elias Rios Honeybucket the Elf
- Chris Terry DMB Clerk
- Kimmie Warner Mitrea Burroughs