cast
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Paul Weller
Self
- Mick Talbot Self
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Dee C. Lee
Self
- Steve White Self
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Richard Coles
Narrator
- Yvonne French TV Presenter
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Robert Llewellyn
Studio Director
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Josephine Melville
Queen
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Gary Beadle
Judge
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Phil Cornwell
Hooligan
- Benjamin Brooks Hooligan
- Adam French Hooligan
- Rick Stone Hooligan
- Michael Fenner Policeman
- Richard Walsh Voice of Patge Newsreel