cast
- David Gobble Rick Whitehead
- Fard Muhammad Carlos
- Allison Pregler Elizabeth Howard Grace
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Rob Walker
Santa Christ
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Doug Walker
Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski
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Malcolm Ray
The Devil
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Brad Jones
Willy Whitehead
- Brian Lewis Burton Burpo
- Zachary La Voy Ranger Buckman
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Tamara Lynn Chambers
Darlene
- Sarah Gobble God
- Aidan Bart Young Rick
- Nash Bozard Terry
- Flynn Hanners Father Jenkins
- Jillian Zurawski Rick's Mom
- Ed Smith Praying Man
- Christopher Proffitt Gabe
- Trevor Ollech Ned and Stacey
- Brian Irving Internet Neckbeard
- Sean Wilburn TV Cameraman
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Ed Glaser
TV Producer
- Joe Means Heaven's Stage Manager
- Allison Means Dana
- Tia Spencer Maid of Honor
- Scott Spencer Christopher Hitchens (voice)
- Rob Sheehan Internet Commentor 1
- Cory Lyle Vinderslev Internet Commenter 2
- Eric Gaspard Internet Commentor 3
- Ryan Mitchelle Internet Commentor 4
- Michael Schiciano Internet Commenter 5
- Patrick Buss Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
- Louie Corbo Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)
- Meagan Rachelle Bush (uncredited)
- Patrick Thatcher Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)
- Omar Ahmed Omar