cast
- Seth Roman Witucki Gibson
- Keith Anthony Sciacca Cage
-
Lloyd Kaufman
Catholic Clown Girl #1
-
Rich Evans
Willyson (voice)
- Ryan Joseph Mauer Mayor Babbage
- Austin Rogers Al
- Timothy Banfield Sharona (voice)
- Stephanie Michelle Gurnoe Liz Bixby
- Joe Sbar Tinfoil Andre
- Michael A. Dotson Officer Jablowski
- Elizabeth D'Ambrosio Catholic Clown Girl #2
- Pete Accetturo News Anchor
- Michelle K. Sibbald Officer Finkleburn
- Robert Joseph Quinn Morty Morgenstern
- Keith Michael McDonald Cabbage Man #1
- Danial O'Brien Circus Clown Boyfriend