cast
- Mike McCaul Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger
- Shannon Hile Mom / Attendant
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Richard Eden
Pop
- Alycia Cooper Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper)
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Joshua Lou Friedman
Bus Passenger #1
- Krystal Kennedy Bus Passenger #2
- Jeremy Aimone Cab Driver
- Stephen Lattimer Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2
- Cesar Lopez Tattooed Skateboarder
- Shaun Benson Spencer Harris
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Shaun Benson
Maria Melrose
- Doug Merrill Depressed Man
- Chris Flexhaug U.T. Reporter
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John Enos III
Survivor
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Eddie McGee
Handicapped Guy
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Indira Stefanianna
Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna)
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Adamo Palladino
Irving Cruise
- Lacy Phillips Ethel Streep
- Tim Biancalana Ralph Spielberg
- Michael A. Zildjian Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian)
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Mariessa Portelance
Jenny Lane
- David C. Scott Patron #1
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Michael Bortone
Pablo
- Zach Johnson Lance McShwartz
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Billy Concha
Man on Street
- David Polcyn Casting Director
- Ted Collins Mime Heckler / Running Man
- Andy Cowan Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice)
- Charlotte Hill Punk
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Otto Felix
Older Customer
- Nick DeMarinis Manager
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Kate Siegel
Lance's Assistant
- Mickey Barnett Martin Scorcese
- Frank Barbano Deputy Sheriff
- Phil Mannle Security Guard #1
- Jeffrey T. Schoettlin Security Guard #2