cast
- Burnie Burns Hagan
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Gavin Free
Woody
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Michael Jones
Zach
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Colton Dunn
Herman
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Alexandria DeBerry
Mindy
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Alan Ritchson
Adam
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Steve Shearer
Colonel Emory
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Kirk C. Johnson
Officer Vandenbloom
- Benjamin Scott General Cale
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Johnny Walter
Murdoch
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Chris Demarais
Franksen
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Jeremy St. James
Bean
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Patrick A. Grover
Cronie #1
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Bobby Hernandez
Cronie #2
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Irina Voronina
Beautiful Scientist
- Gustavo Sorola Disheveled Scientist
- Clayton de Wet Scientist
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Blaine Gibson
Hospital Guard #1
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Brandon Farmahini
Hospital Guard #2
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Shannon McCormick
Creepy Orderly
- Anthony Abron Scared Orderly
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Mica Burton
Jules
- Travis Martin Rival Quarterback
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Bill Wise
Football Announcer #1
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Dale Watson
Football Announcer #2
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Korey Coleman
Web Bomb! Host
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Joel Heyman
Reporter
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Ed Robertson
BNL News Anchor
- Ron Oliveira National News Anchor
- Yomary Cruz Entertainment News Anchor
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Jon Risinger
Game Show Host
- Justine Ezarik Vlogger
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Josh Flanagan
Paranoid YouTuber
- Alexis Magee Girl on News
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Aaron Spivey-Sorrells
Stadium Cop #1
- Sean Duggan Stadium Cop #2
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Alan Abdine
Stadium Cop #3
- Liz Beckham Desk Nurse
- Yvonne Secretan Gloria
- Tom Booker Doctor
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Kira Pozehl
VR Tech #1
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Patrick Salazar
VR Tech #2
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Mike Dell
Commander
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Arthur Marroquin
High School Hagan
- Carmichael Simon High School Herman
- Webb Hullum Young Adam
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Dalton E. Gray
Teenage Adam
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Gregory Kelly
Worg
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
Self
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Lee Eddy
Radio Dispatcher (voice)
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Gray Haddock
(voice)
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Matt Hullum
(voice)
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Lindsay Jones
(voice)
- Patrick Rodriguez (voice)
- Thomas Eilers Copeland Lazer Team Fan
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Anna Hullum
Lazer Team Fan
- Mills Hullum Lazer Team Fan
- Teddy Burns Lazer Team Fan
- J.D. Burns Lazer Team Fan
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Kara Eberle
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
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Barbara Dunkelman
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
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Arryn Zech
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
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Maggie Tominey
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
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Meg Turney
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
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Kerry Shawcross
Cosplayer (uncredited)