cast
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Éric Cantona
Self
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Steve Evets
Eric Bishop
- Stephanie Bishop Lily
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John Henshaw
Meatballs
- Gerard Kearns Ryan
- Stefan Gumbs Jess
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Lucy-Jo Hudson
Sam
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Justin Moorhouse
Spleen
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Matthew McNulty
Young Eric
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Smug Roberts
Smug
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Mick Ferry
Judge
- Max Beesley Snr Eric's Father
- Steve Marsh Zac
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Ryan Pope
Fenner
- Cleveland Campbell Buzz
- Laura Ainsworth Young Lily
- Julie Brown Nurse
- Des Sharples Jack
- Greg Cook Monk
- Johnny Travis Travis
- Kelly Bowland Ryan's Girlfriend
- Adam Beresford The Emperors of Rhythm