cast
- Susie Duecker Mary Horowitz / Mary Horror
- Joe Parascand Sheriff Tom Walker
- Katie Farley Kim Fines
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Shawn C. Phillips
Andy Riley
- M. Kelley Paul Rodgers
- Patricia Quinn Madam Ruth
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Deanna Russo
Kristen Reynolds
- Tazio Ruffilo Mark Silva
- Patrick Turner Jeff Horowitz
- Therese Crowley Arleen Horowitz
- Randy Memoli George Grafton
- Joseph Sgro Mayor Grafton
- Nicholas Searles Doctor Hess
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Chelsea O'Toole
Kelly Slater
- Lisa Lesko Nurse Cloris
- Mark Fontes Chuck Marble
- Tim Manning Michael Chadwick
- Alex Hutson Fred Slater
- Richard Capobianco Deputy Ted
- Gerry VanTassel Grandma Priscilla Williams
- Ryan Coyle Ryan Horrorwitz
- Travis Weber Emt #2
- Tom Brady Emt #3
- Ryan Scott Weber Emt #1 / DJ Red
- Jake Grimm Jake
- Abigail Smith Usher
- Kristen Accardi Kristen the Cheerleader
- Abigail Macrae Abby the Cheerleader
- Dave Zamara Psych Ward Patient #1
- Jason Crowe Guy in Street / Man in Black
- Susan Popper Margaret Harvey
- Rosalie Baker Mrs. Baker - Teacher
- Felicia Ballard Library Patron
- Lee Honecker Homeless Man
- Lisa Honecker Dr. Baxter
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Lloyd Kaufman
Lloyd
- Sean Koppisch Frances Bean
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Laurel Kornfeld
Pluto Lady
- Ron Mackay Lloyd's Assistant
- Brian Meehan Tour Guide
- Kellyanne Mulrain Football Fan #1
- Rocko Rocko the Dog
- Smoochie Smoochie the Dog
- Shannon Tullo Library Patron
- Emily Vaias Unhappy Crowd Member
- Karen Vaias Scared Townswoman
- Charlotte Michele Rich Tourist (uncredited)