cast
- Danira Stanojevic Selina Gibbons
- Scott Merriman Professor Marvin Méliès/Jeffrey Westlake/Sigmund
- Madeline Jones Chrissy
- Liz Merriman Dr. Maureen Teasdale
- Samantha Berends Hazel
- Josh Dominowski Sam
- Brian Curtis Ralph
-
Sherryl Despres
Lucky Penny
- David Gries Daffy
- Cameron McCormick Wendall
- Jason Roth Necktie
- Jeff Priskorn Cult Leader/The Mad Scientist
- Jeremy Showell The Priest
- Richard Raphael The Bounty Hunter/Cult Member
- Les Raebel The President
- Eric Orive News Anchor
-
Jay Plyburn
Tony/Cult Member
- Mariea Luisa Macavei Elena
-
Joshua Courtade
Narrator/Uncle Steve/Death/Bernie/Burglar/Menlorp
- Diane Kowalski Femax/Cult Member/Bigfoot
- Robbie Ellis Morgan Bancroft
- Charlie Westlake Henry
- Theodore Chamberlin Teddy
- Kyle Chamberlin Teddy's Dad
- Max Chamberlin Scooter
- Emma Westlake Emma
- Jacob Fouse Jacob
- Phil Worfel Hobo Phil
- Chuck Courtade Jr. Skeptic