cast
- Glenn H. Martin Jr. Hunute the Mummy
- Taiwo-Akil Lance Brady
- Adam Rihacek Brad Stephonik
- Natasha Randall Kat Stephonik
- J. Todd Anderson Earl Schmelzer
- George Willeman “Kreepy” Karl Futznekkkr
- Doug Carpenter Leonard Torgo
- Darren Maddox Officer Doug Dewfuss
- Wayne Justice Officer Andy Dewfuss
- Ken Mosher Sax Man Dude
- Tom Maxwell Lead Singer Dude
- Sheila Ramsey Ms. Sanderblast
- Fred Blumenthal “Pops” Philpot
- Bill Schubert Very Relaxed Dude in Lawn Chair
- Lauren Wertz Church Softball Player
- Mike Klimo Church Softball Player
- Erika Rice Church Softball Player
- David Sherman Church Softball Player
- Jason Slattery Church Softball Player
- Kelly Goenner Drummer Dude
- Nick Kizirnis Guitar Dude
- Ed Lacy Piano Dude
- Joshua Hoag Bass Man Dude
- Joe Tritschler Trumpet Pizza Dude
- Emma Guthrie Schmelzer’s Dream Clogger
- Mario Scrimizzi Mummy Double (live)
- James H. Lagos Man Nearly Run Down
- Erick L. Washington Mini Bike Dude 1
- Roderick Torres Smith Mini Bike Dude 2
- David Cantrell Vaguely Amish Couple
- Susan Heinisch Vaguely Amish Couple
- Ron Weber Cowardly Camping Dad
- Stephanie Keating Screaming Mom
- Benjamin Boggs Blind Folded Kid
- A.J. Boggs Kid 1
- David Roderick Kid 2
- Beth Roderick Kid 3
- Taylor Rae Brown Kid 4
- Edmund J. Sinnicky Crazy Pizza Guy
- J.J. Parker Little Leonard
- Kenneth Weissman Phil Kornheiser
- Trenton Kirkpatrick Little Lance
- D. Bartlett Blair Gasping Woman
- Kim Patterson Rube Farmer
- Haley K. Patterson Rube Farmer's Daughter
- Mandy Shoopman Kid
- Tyler Shoopman Kid
- Dajon Smith Last Orphan