cast
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Jay Chandrasekhar
Zach
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Kevin Heffernan
Grogan
-
Steve Lemme
Felix
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Paul Soter
Matt
-
Erik Stolhanske
Freaky Reaky
- Zach Chapman Greg / WCOB Deejay
- Alison Clapp Emily
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Kayren Butler
Suzanne
- Jamison Selby Traci Shannon
- Charles Lloyd Officer Reese
- Leanne Cummings Woman Jogger
- Sally Brackett Cup Dropper
- James P.Q. Sperber Pasta Fagioli
- Patrick R. Heffernan Lamb Chop / Rugby Player #4
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Michael Yurchak
Waiter
- David A. Puner Math Guy
- Susan Clarke Rois Rane
- Charlene English Superperson
- Francesca Olivieri Rimmy Rolson
- Laura Satzman Sara
- Laura Arieh Jennifer Montgomery
- Mia Persson Marjorie Fontaine
-
James L. Ward
Poet
- Laura Losada Open Mic Emcee
- Jane Heffernan Cafeteria Marjorie
- Reid Freeman 50's Guy
- Kaitlyn Lowe Julie
- The Bitter Poet Prosecutor
- Arik Treston Bailiff
- Philip X. Chapman Dean Hedgepeth
- Michael Heffernan Alternate Lawyer
- John Coen Jug Bartender
- Dan Fey Rugby Player #1
- Ernie Enzien Rugby Player #2
- Tim Bluto Rugby Player #3
-
Ted Griffin
Rick Johnson
- Mark Alter Dominco
- John Ardolino Dan Fey
-
Melanie Rees
Ursula
- Rick Johnson Peck Rugby Coach
- Tom Dubreuil Referee
- Dusty Brown Officer #1
- Michael Lamb Officer #2
- K.C. Stewart Officer #3
- Phil Haney Rugby Fan (uncredited)