cast
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Billy Crystal
Lionel Carpenter
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Joan Prather
Segoynia Savaka
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Alex Rocco
Sergeant Danny Bonhoff
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Doris Roberts
Mrs. Carpenter
- Margaret Adachi Interviewer
- Adam Anderson Sobbing Sailor
- John Andersonjo African Chief
- Edward Ansara Second Newscaster
- Gino Ardito Wino Brother
- Lawrence Bame Second Secret Serivce Man
- Sarverio Barbiere Gypsy Cousin
- Marlene Barr Cashier
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Billy Barty
Lester
- Tanii Bauer Mrs. Reinheimer
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Peggy Blow
Bunny
- Steve Bluestein Berkowitz
- Suzanne Buhrer Bust Developing Lady
- May Boss Frail Old Lady
- R.G. Brown Amazing Frank
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Warren Burton
First Secret Service Man
- H.R. Calhoun Native Drummer
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William Callaway
Intern
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Hamilton Camp
Misha
- Allan Chinn Chinese Soldier
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Patience Cleveland
First Dancing Lady
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Imogene Coca
Madam Marie
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Jane Connell
Anthropologist
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Charles Cooper
Second Presidential Aide
- Edwin Craig Man in Crowd
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Valerie Curtin
Pashima
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Keene Curtis
Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun
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Francis De Sales
Cardinal
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Fay DeWitt
Mrs. Stockard
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Richard Deacon
First Newscaster
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Barry Dennen
Mad Bomber
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Peter Elbling
Monya
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Norman Fell
Segoynia's Father
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Fannie Flagg
The President's Wife
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Jack Fletcher
The Pope
- Ben Freedman Gypsy Grandfather
- Ben Frommer Mr. Sanchez
- Monika Furness Little Girl
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Alice Ghostley
Nurse Tumm
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George Gobel
The President of the U.S.
- Ina Gould Woman Flasher
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Rosey Grier
Taxi Driver
- Rod Haase Surfer
- Tracy Hotchner Woman in Crowd
- Pollyanna Houston Harpist
- Roy D. Jackson Man in Crowd
- J.S. Johnson Father of Triplets
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Michael Keaton
Sailor
- John Kaufman Janitor
- Paul Kessler Storm Trooper
- Deborah Klose Shopper
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Susan Krebs
Mother
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James Lashly
Man in Crowd
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Hap Lawrence
Soldier
- Sondra Lowell Second Dancing Lady
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Paul Lynde
Dr. Roger Vidal
- Tommy Madden Hospital Visitor
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Peter Marshall
Self
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Murray Matheson
Dr. Mario Lowell
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Roddy McDowall
Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine
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Jed Mills
Air Force Aide
- Rollin Moriyama Japanese Doctor
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Shelley Morrison
Mrs. Borzoni
- Nora Nichols Woman in Crowd
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Sheree North
Mystery Lady
- Raymond O'Keefe Bronco
- Georgie Paul Gypsy Lady
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Paul Pepper
Reporter
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Henry Polic II
Tito
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Tom Poston
Minister
- May Quigley Nurse
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Charlotte Rae
Cousin Claire
- Teri Hope Sobbing Lady
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Ron Rifkin
Dr. Briscoe
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Joan Rivers
Second Nurse
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Sab Shimono
Chinese Leader
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Mary Steelsmith
Melody Carpenter
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Linda Thompson
Girl on Bus
- Roderick Alexander A Tint of Darkness Band Member
- Ray Anthony Morris A Tint of Darkness Band Member
- Fred Pittman A Tint of Darkness Band Member
- Nathan Pittman A Tint of Darkness Band Member
- Barry Gene Williams A Tint of Darkness Band Member
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Jimmie Walker
Umbuto
- Al Ward Man in Crowd
- Jomarie Ward Woman Reporter
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John Welsh
Army Aide
- Lou Wills Jr. Doctor
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Dick Yarmy
First Presidential Aide
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Carmen Zapata
Madam Nundi
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Susanne Zenor
Mother of Triplets
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Vincent Di Paolo
Swat Team Officer (uncredited)
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Larry Gelman
Stand-Up Comic (uncredited)
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Melissa Rivers
Little Girl (uncredited)
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Charles Pierce
The Queen of England
- Jane Chung Woman (uncredited)