cast
- Hallie York Noxema
- Quentin McCuiston Norman
-
Elise Rovinsky
Queen Fallopia
-
Richard Brundage
Dr. Gerbils
-
Cait Cortelyou
Estee (as Caitlin Johnston)
-
Mandy Brown
Channelle
- Arthur Aulisi Commodore Tate
- Gabriel Vaughan Captain Shelburn
- Austin Mitchell Ajax
- Gael Schaefer Mrs. O'Malley
- Adam Lerman Royal Guard Leader
- Ralph Petrarca Maximus
-
Lindsay Goranson
Voluptua
- Andrew Ash Andy
- Alexander Cook reg
- John Graham Colin
- Rachel Sweeney Maybelline
- Sara Constantino Laurial
- Bryan C. Marsh Bissell
- Emily Dabney Bartender
- Suzanne Sadler Captain Delilith
- Amanda Amélia Dancer at Nerve Club (as Amanda Teeter)
- Jessica Thor Dancer at Nerve Club
- Michelle Warner Dancer at Nerve Club
-
Afton Jillian
Katrina
- Justine Long Dior
- Ham Molly