cast
- James Balsamo Tony
- Greg Tally Abraham Van Turingtest
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Malcolm McDowell
Robot Dracula
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John Landis
John
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Mick Foley
Mick Foley
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Don Coscarelli
Don
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Bruce Dern
Van Sellsing
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Tom Holland
Tom
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Russell Simmons
Russell
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Brian Yuzna
Brian
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Afroman
Afroman
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Scott Rechsteiner
Scott Steiner
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Larry Pfohl
Lex Luger
- Ron Simmons Ron Simmons
- Robert Arensen Father Marlon
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Branscombe Richmond
Soul Patch
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David Ellefson
David
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Bill Zebub
Bill Zebub
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Vinny Appice
Vinny Appice
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Mike Patton
Mike
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Linnea Quigley
Witch Hazel
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Shane Ryan-Reid
Brett
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Michael J. Epstein
Reynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock
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Sophia Cacciola
Bathsheba
- Jeremy Long Dave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll
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Paul 'H.R.' Hudson
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