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- Bryan Kent Traffic Stop Cop
- J. Hudson Brownlee Mamet Cop
- Tony Gibson Spear Tackle Cop
- Bob Richardson Oldtimer Cop
- John Arkinson Trigger Happy Cop
- D.J. Willis Belly Laugh Cop
- Garry Peters Chief Cop
- Jeffrey Parrillo Rookie Cop
- Jennifer Hamilton Female Cop
- Scott Bate Shirtless Sci-Fi Writer
- D.R. Holsworth Trailer Park Lady
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Chad Norheim
'Fingered' Writer
- Matt Dunn Released McKee Writer
- Stacey Mead McKee Writer
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Tiffany Montgomery
McKee Writer
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Justin Meeks
McKee Writer
- Kevin Karwoski McKee Writer
- Da Big Daddy G. McKee Writer
- McKenzie Mitch McKee Writer
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Darshan Pandya
McKee Writer
- Vivi Thai McKee Writer
- John Bernard McKee Writer
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Ric Maddox
Cameraman
- Craig Platt Action Cop
- Marcus Lorenzo Anxious Cop
- D. Hodgson SWAT Team Member
- Amanda Hodgson SWAT Team Member
- Justin Norton SWAT Team Member
- Mark Andrew Hernandez T-Shirt Cop
- Stephen Felix T-Shirt Cop / Young Corpse
- Phillip Emanuel T-Shirt Cop
- Susan Stith T-Shirt Cop
- Rhonda F. Kulhanek T-Shirt Cop
- Anthony Juneau Jacket Cop
- Amy Levin Jacket Cop
- Dimi Aldridge Crime Scene Investigator
- Wade Rowland Ed Wood Gang Member
- Jim Dunn Ed Wood Gang Member
- Jon Geary Ed Wood Gang Member
- John Daws Ed Wood Gang Member
- Kathryn Brownell Ed Wood Gang Member
- David Brownell Ed Wood Gang Member
- Tony Antonietti Ed Wood Gang Member
- Ellen Massey Ed Wood Gang Member
- Kerry Tarpley Ed Wood Gang Member
- Gary L. Wimmer Ed Wood Gang Member
- Sissy Siero Ed Wood Gang Member
- Amanda Harms Little Girl
- Jenny Harms Little Girl
- Dan Eggleston Corpse
- Marina Seitsinger Onlooker
- Patricia A. Robinson Onlooker
- Heath Shelby Onlooker
- Deana Ricks Onlooker
- Jackie McCardell Jr. Bad Guy
- Matt Connely Bad Guy
- Avram Dodson Bad Guy
- Alexis Celeste Elliot Bad Guy
- Dave Mikol Raider's Cart Pusher
- Chris Keyland Intro Voice / Male Dispatch (voice)