cast
- Johnny Smith Jordan Cantwell
- Erica Nicole Rothman Janeé Schlemson
-
Timothy Chivalette
Harvey Donut
- Carly J. Bauer Stephanie Cachupo
- Carly J. Bauer Raneé Schlemson
- Bill Mellen Walter Peacock
- Timothy Day Slisky Dad
- Rick Haymes Fran
- Ebony Pullum Shanice
- Justin Morieko Officer Choner
-
Tammy Jean
Mega-Babe
- Mike Morgen Dijo Djojovich
- Peggy DiPaolo-Andres Mrs. Schlemson
- Cody Wright Baby Dealer
- Jason Knight Mark
- Marlene Mancini Grandma Donut
- Cynthia Vetrano Daphne
- Joshua Isak Dewey Cachupo
- Jack Julian Jack
- Hal Cohen Brogenix Narrator
- Kyle Gray Ripped Dude
- Kimberly Bowden Angela's Model
- Jim Chivalette Bundy
- Jenna Kuerzi Clammy
- Greg Kemp Marlow
- Nick Colletta Security Guard
-
Leah Ruane
Drug Dealer's Ho
- Jeff Sharkey Cop#3
- Robert Shearn III Security Guard
- Cathy Stomel Angela Häuse
-
Mike Sutton
Cop #2
- Jeffrey Wadhams Cop #1
- John Whitehead Master P
- Joe Wilson Solliver
- Debbie D Naked Woman
- Matt Doner Brogenix Guy
- Jose Candelario Jorge Bungho
- Andrew DiTusa Kid on Bike
- Jordan DiMedio BaDingo's Guy
- Tina Kia Pamela Skizwad
- Michele Marinace Grandma Donut
- Cindy Spitko Tazel
- Rebecca DeMarco Kassie
- Stephen Carter Carlsen Murphy