cast
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Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
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Cylk Cozart
Barry
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Aaron Joseph
Quincy
- A.J. Bond Little Ernest
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
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Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
- Lester Barrie Willie
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Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
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Richard Leacock
Walter
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Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
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Douglas Newell
Head Guard
- Henry O. Watson Mr. Ellis
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Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
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Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
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Charles Payne
Opponent 1
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Stevie Vallance
Erma
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Stuart Davidson
Kid
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Chris Turner
Bobby
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Myles Ferguson
Johnny
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Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
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David Jacox
Bicyclist
- Babe Dolan Old Lady
- Jim Dunn Spaghetti Man
- Vanessa Paris Spaghetti Woman
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Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
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George Josef
Chef
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Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
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Gerry Nairn
Announcer
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Charles Andre
Medic
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Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
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Rick Pearce
Doorman