cast
- James Balsamo Rodney Callaway
- Beefcake The Mighty Sheriff
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C.J. Graham
C.J.
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Ira Heiden
Christopher Weeze
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Robby Krieger
Robby
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Howard Berger
Howard
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Andre McCoy
Tommy Club
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Brian Yuzna
Brian
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Blake Anderson
Blake
- Stephen Carpenter Stephen
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Phil Tippett
Phil
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Richard Elfman
Richard
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Anastasia Elfman
Anastasia
- Slymenstra Hymen Slymenstra
- John Hitt Chase Webb
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Eric Roberts
Mayor Frederick Kane
- John Kassir John
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Harry Manfredini
Harry
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Ken May
Ivor Rhodes
- Rikki Rockett Rikki
- Dean Gates Dean
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Trent Haaga
Trent
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Steve Johnson
Steve
- Greg Tally Chad Mulligan
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Mark Torgl
Groundskeeper Billy
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Al Burke
Todd Palmer
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G. Larry Butler
Jack Pepper
- Nicky Calonne Nicky
- Miller Drake Miller
- Patrick Shea Dank Williams The III
- Nicole Sixx Betsy Kerr
- Ricardo Barragan Chet
- Jeffrey Sargent Pepe Le Spew
- James Cousar Chi Chi Rodriguez
- Robb Wolford Denny
- Joseph Sloe Slawinski Guy Banner