cast
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Amanda Flowers
Ingrid
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Kansas Bowling
Parker
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Patti Harrison
Patti the Babysitter
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Michael Madsen
Narrator (voice)
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Kate Bornstein
God
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Lynn Lowry
Elizabeth
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Parker Love Bowling
Kansas
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Trent Harris
Echo Person
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Ryan Trecartin
The Hands of Fate (voice)
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Dorian Electra
Terrible Charles
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Whitney Moore
The Man From The Dark and Lonely Place
- Alan Merrill Alan Mortal
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Lloyd Kaufman
Knower
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Cherie Currie
Miss Skylace
- Summer Greenberg Sydney Ryder
- Jesse Yungbei Dord the Ninja
- Jurgen Azazel Munster Azazel
- Matthew Silver Gabriel
- Wesley Doloris The Evil Friend
- Apryl Miller The Zeitgeist
- Weston Allen Horrible Eric
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Sophia Lamar
Chief of Police
- Death Valley Girls Self
- Bunny H Self
- Abigail Gordon Self
- Mary Hanley Self
- Mike Handelman Uncle
- Abraham Lincoln The 3rd Uncle
- Hunter West Uncle
- Isaiah Mueller Uncle
- Steve Litwitz Uncle
- Kal Madsen
- Clara Senida Leyba The Hands Personified
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Rodney Bingenheimer
The Dark Friend
- Buttress The Mad Mother
- Jak Tripper The Mad Father
- Matt Ellin Nathaniel of Sound
- Neva Gentleman Fate Incognito
- Cindy Colon The Double Agent
- Dolby Williams
- Jeff Blanchard
- Paul Petroskey
- Sofe Cote Margaret
- Gina Carson Gina
- Shara Maya Ali Fate Blue