cast
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Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele
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Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky
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Charles Durning
The Director
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Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
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Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
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Andy Griffith
General Rancor
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Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
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Talisa Soto
Desiree More
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Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop
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Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1
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Keith Campbell
Thug #2
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Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
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Taylor Negron
Painter
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'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
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Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)
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Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot
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Ray Charles
Busdriver
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Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member
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Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
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Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant
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Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent
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Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed
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Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
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Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
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John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom
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John Ales
Kabul
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Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
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Mason Gamble
McCluckey
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Carlos Lauchu
Slice
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Roger Clinton Jr.
Agent Clinton
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Robert Culp
Businessman
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Fabio
Fabio
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Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef
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Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin
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Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1
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Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2
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Tina Arning
Dancer
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Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist
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Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
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Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange
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Thuy Trang
Manicurist
- Austin Kottke Boy with Balloons
- Reid Worthington Balloon-Popping Boy
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Shari Shattuck
Stewardess
- Downtown Julie Brown Cigarette Girl
- Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis Guard at Rocket (uncredited)
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Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat
- Linda Harmon Singing Nun