cast
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Steve Howey
Stan Helsing
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Diora Baird
Nadine
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Kenan Thompson
Teddy
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Desi Lydic
Mia
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Leslie Nielsen
Kay
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Travis MacDonald
Hitcher
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Darren Moore
Crazy
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Jeremy Crittenden
Altar Boy
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Ben Cotton
Fweddy
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Twan Holliday
Pleatherface
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Charles Zuckermann
Needlehead
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Lee Tichon
Michael Criers
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Ken Kirzinger
Mason
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Jeff Gulka
Lucky
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Chad Krowchuk
Sully
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Ray G. Thunderchild
Husband
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Hilary Strang
Hippie Lady
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Ildiko Ferenczi
Bride #3
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Denise Poole
Bride #1
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Holly Eglington
Bride #2
- John Burnside Security Guard
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James Ashcroft
Dead Body
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Zorianna Kit
Herself
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Tara Wilson
Screaming Woman
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Elysia Rotaru
Hot Girl #1
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Kathryn Kirkpatrick
Bathroom Lady
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Nathan Dashwood
Busboy
- Grayson Gabriel Michael Jackson
- Kit Zenga Orphan
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Colin Foo
Choking Old Man
- Bo Zenga Director
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John DeSantis
Frankenstein's Monster
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Ryan Steele
Wolfman
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Chris Shields
Barack Obama
- Steven Garr Vendor
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Duane Dickinson
Fire Patron
- Kelsey McIlroy Teenager in movie store
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Alain Chanoine
Guy #1
- Robin Nielsen Employee #1
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Lara Babalola
Employee #2
- Aaron Rota Hockey Boy / Kid #1
- Zainab Musa Girl #1
- Jessica Olafson Hot Girl #2
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Jon Johnson
Afroman
- Mikey Granger The Robber