cast
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James C. Leary
Bill
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Kirk Pynchon
Earl
- Michael R. Meredith Guy
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Ron Jeremy
Self
- Scott Thompson Col. Wolfgang Vanderheath
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Lou Diamond Phillips
Self
- Sally Rundgren Narrator (voice)
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Jay Gordon
Jake Stead
- Jordan Savage Jasmine
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Kristin Dattilo
Skyler
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David Dayan Fisher
Darious Noir
- Ashley Schoff Vonessa
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Chay Santini
Alexxxis
- Shelley Mack Rainbow
- Valerie Pilonsky Natasha Slutsky
- Jillian Griffith Piggyback Girlfriend #1
- Lynn Jordan Piggyback Girlfriend #2
- Brooke March Angela Drackett