cast
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John Cusack
Ivan Alexeev
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Tim Robbins
Josh Tager
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Mary Crosby
Samantha Gregory
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Clu Gulager
Norman Mart
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Katy Boyer
Belinda Mart
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Jessica Walter
Kay Mart
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Sam Moore
Billy Diamond
- Junior Walker Lester Diamond
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Susan Tyrrell
Nikki Morton
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Doug McClure
Sid Tager
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Connie Stevens
June Tager
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King Cotton
Roscoe
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Don Cornelius
Mo Fuzz
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Bobcat Goldthwait
Get Rich Quick Guy
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Lyle Alzado
You'll Never Make It In Show Biz guy
- Brian James The Blender Children
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'Weird Al' Yankovic
Weird Al
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Courtney Love
Norman's Spanker (uncredited)
- Stiv Bators Dick Slammer
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Xander Berkeley
Ricky Fell
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Danny Epper
Pimply Guard
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Ebbe Roe Smith
Mr. G.
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Keith Joe Dick
Mr. B.
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Lee Arenberg
Norton
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Rocky Giordani
Hitman #1
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John Marshall Jones
Hitman #2
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John Durbin
Hitman #3
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Milton Selzer
Merlin Hinkle
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Zander Schloss
Heavy Metal Fan
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Jo Harvey Allen
Madame Olga
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Sy Richardson
Bartender
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Coati Mundi
Bald Executive
- Patrick O'Neill Student Journalist
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Martha Quinn
RVTV-VJ
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John Fleck
Critic #1
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Jello Biafra
FBI Man #1
- Bob McLean FBI Man #2
- Tiiu Leek News Anchor
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Scott St. James
News Reporter
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Ted Nugent
Rock Star
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Doug E. Fresh
Record Executive
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Michael Nesmith
Water Man
- Ed Pansullo Video Protector
- Steve McCambridge Window Washer
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Jennifer Balgobin
Calypso Dancer
- Michael Franco T-Shirt Vendor
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Slavitza Jovan
Tish
- John Lykes Body Buddy
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Jeannine Bisignano
Foxy Extra
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David Anthony Higgins
Visual Aplomb
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Steve Higgins
Visual Aplomb
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Jim Ward
Dutch Reagan (voice)
- Peter McCarthy Menudo Fan
- Joe Cosentino Stu Beaumont
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James Strong
Young Swanky Modes
- Dan Blom Cube Squared
- Billy Ferrick Cube Squared
- Thomas Persson Cube Squared
- Angelo Moore Ranchbone
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Mark Fite
Violinist (uncredited)
- Aaron Murray Skateboarder