cast
- Carter Selinger Aiden
- Melissa Sohrabi Lina
- Alden Doyle Burnout Caterer
- Ina Wang Convulsing Woman
- Tanner Cargo Sword Guy
- Meghan McBain Susan (voice)
- Mark Benton Mr. Gillespie (voice)
- Jill Henderson Karaoke Employee 1
- Lucas Thompson Karaoke Employee 2
- Olenna Hardie Karaoke Employee 3/Phone Voice
- Zack Willms Butt Bongo Player
- Czarina Augustines Distraught Employee 1
- Siobhan Heritage Distraught Employee 2
- Jamie Dovolis Irate Employee
- Hannah Elbaggari Jacket Enthusiast Employee
- Briggs Ogloff Conversating Employee
- Maggie Johnson Photo Booth Employee 1
- Megan Gibson Photo Booth Employee 2
- Sally Mao Bored Employee
- Corey Leptick Smiling Employee
-
Akhil J Narayanan
Sandwich Employee
- Carlo Marchet Misc. Employee 1
- Brennan L. Henderson Misc. Employee 2
- Abhayjeet Bhangu Misc. Employee 3